Golden Retrievers
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
light bulb?
Border Collies
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to specification.
Dachshunds
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp.
Rottweilers
Make me.
Boxers
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Labradors
Oh me me !!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeze, please, please,
please!
German Shepherds
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, and checked to make sure that I haven't missed any. Then
I'll just make one more patrol around the perimeter to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russells
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the wall onto the back of the settee.
Old English Sheepdogs
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
Cocker Spaniels
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahuas
No quieremos un foco muy feo. (translated: We don't need no steenking light bulb.)
Greyhounds
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherds
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..........
Poodles
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he's finished rewiring the house my nails will
be dry.
